Thursday, 1 March 2012
A Few Diet Jokes
I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about £400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently attendance is required.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Enjoy guys even when it gets tuff, you have to laugh
Daryl
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