Thursday 1 March 2012

A Few Diet Jokes




I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about £400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently attendance is required.


I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Enjoy guys even when it gets tuff, you have to laugh

Daryl

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